Don’t Tell The Kids But
There are worse things in this world than boarding school. Like Grandma’s Swedish fish, or a dead crack addict. Like medical experiments on sad, traumatized sheep. Like how we destroyed all the rainforests in search of cheap butter substitutes, and how all your fruit loops taste like whiskey. Like your ill-fated attempts at saving a crumbling marriage, and how your life is disappearing at an alarming rate, one honey butter biscuit at a time.